Excuse my beautyTumblr (3.0; @wring)http://wring.tumblr.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4af65ddae2ada5f0/4af6594787b3086b/f43c1d67/-cpid/1ca50ce82de3b093" id="W4727a250e66f97234af65ddae2ada5f0" width="400" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4af65ddae2ada5f0/4af6594787b3086b/f43c1d67/-cpid/1ca50ce82de3b093" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/236706997/snl-quite-frankly-the-best-twilight-parody-yet">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>SNL: </b>Quite frankly, the best <i>Twilight</i> parody yet.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/digital-short-firelight/1173548/">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>idk. Mad TV could do better. this sucks :P</p>http://wring.tumblr.com/post/236881217http://wring.tumblr.com/post/236881217Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:23:13 -0800this post brought to you by my 15 year old self listening to the Juliana Hatfield Three tape in the...http://wring.tumblr.com/post/236640555http://wring.tumblr.com/post/236640555Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:44:45 -0800<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrrf9uYuy1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bewildered.tumblr.com/post/236561254/thedailywhat-buy-this-sandwich-cookie-cake-pan">bewildered</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/236532843/buy-this-sandwich-cookie-cake-pan-from">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Buy This:</b> <a href="http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/sku9379231/?bnrid=3101735&cm_ven=E3&cm_cat=EDM&cm_pla=090428_oreo_bake_target&cm_ite=copy_pan&cm_em=csantiag52@lfsus.jnj.com">Sandwich Cookie Cake Pan</a> from Williams-Sonoma.</p> <p>My two favorite things in the world: Baked goods and feeling like a giant.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.bemlegaus.com/2009/11/bolo-biscoitao.html">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>PEDANT’S NOTE: to a giant, a normal oreo would be practically microscopic; so it should be a tiny oreo that makes you feel like a giant, not a big one.  a big oreo like this should instead make you feel like a very small person, maybe someone who found himself accidentally hit by a shrink ray and for whom normal household objects have suddenly taken on monstrous dimensions!</p> <p>GLUTTON’S NOTE: oh god i want a giant oreo</p> </blockquote> <p>RARRR I’M A GIANT fail :D</p>http://wring.tumblr.com/post/236605912http://wring.tumblr.com/post/236605912Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:05:53 -0800Deadliest Drugs.http://wring.tumblr.com/post/235943570http://wring.tumblr.com/post/235943570Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:21:18 -0800fmylife: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me...http://wring.tumblr.com/post/235910736http://wring.tumblr.com/post/235910736Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:21:29 -0800Drink drink drink Originally uploaded by wringHappy hourhttp://wring.tumblr.com/post/235520365http://wring.tumblr.com/post/235520365Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:28:04 -0800saucehttp://wring.tumblr.com/post/235044032http://wring.tumblr.com/post/235044032Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:58:56 -0800<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm8f6E0At1qzdm3ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mercurypdx.tumblr.com/post/234216465/6h057-bringonthetragedy-i-would-say-that-in">mercurypdx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://6h057.net/post/234209057/bringonthetragedy-i-would-say-that-in-my">6h057</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://philhasablog.com/post/233487726/i-would-say-that-in-my-everyday-life-im-a-pretty">bringonthetragedy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i would say that in my everyday life, i’m a pretty big twitter defender.</p> <p>every once in a while, someone comes along and says “oh man, haha twitter. what, so you just go around typing ‘i’m eating a sandwich! i’m in the bathroom now! i’m at work!’ all day long and pretend that people give a shit?</p> <p>the short answer, i suppose, is yes. but really it’s about community and finding common threads of interest and making connections with people and it’s this really great thing that i believe has a lot of potential.</p> <p>but then i look over at the trending topics and see things like “KEEP THE WAVE GOING” that i realize i’m totally wrong.</p> <p>we’re a bunch of fucking idiot dullards shouting out into the empty nothingspace and no one cares and we’re all delusional.</p> <p>°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤ø <b>KEEP THE WAVE GOING YAAAAAY</b> ¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°º¤¤</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, this is pretty much what killed it for me too. It used to feel like a community, now it feels like public access television… REALLY BAD public access television.</p> </blockquote> <p>that ascii shit reminds me of mIRC when someone comes in and announces their presence, or fancily slaps someone with a frozen trout. HATED IT THEN, HATING IT NOW!</p>http://wring.tumblr.com/post/234474236http://wring.tumblr.com/post/234474236Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:02:24 -0800mercurypdx: quizzical-frisson: xo-lou: fuckyeahmrc: charleypearson: jiehsikahhh: thoughtsfromra...http://wring.tumblr.com/post/234471211http://wring.tumblr.com/post/234471211Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:59:06 -0800<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnp5xBPMF1qzoqp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mercurypdx.tumblr.com/post/234268105/via-hamburgerskeleton-and-you-can-just-walk">mercurypdx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://hamburgerskeleton.tumblr.com/">hamburgerskeleton</a>)</p> <p>AND…. you can just walk right up and touch it.</p> <p>SW 10th and Burnside</p> </blockquote> <p>is that a giant qtip?</p>http://wring.tumblr.com/post/234431394http://wring.tumblr.com/post/234431394Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:15:53 -0800i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur Originally...http://wring.tumblr.com/post/234073767http://wring.tumblr.com/post/234073767Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:38:48 -0800fmylife: Today, I walked in on my dad and his new “girlfriend”. A couple days ago I realized that...http://wring.tumblr.com/post/233951242http://wring.tumblr.com/post/233951242Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:52:20 -0800I have a Pentax Optio 330gs with 3.2 megapixels. My phone takes the same digital quality. Maybe...http://wring.tumblr.com/post/233107430http://wring.tumblr.com/post/233107430Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:20:46 -0800Same socks, different shoes Originally uploaded by wringHappy hump your shoes day!http://wring.tumblr.com/post/233048489http://wring.tumblr.com/post/233048489Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:55:57 -0800Of course, the rest of the world can also be racist! It’s not exclusive to Westerners, yknow....http://wring.tumblr.com/post/232573509http://wring.tumblr.com/post/232573509Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:10:06 -0800http://freedomtray.com/http://wring.tumblr.com/post/232573505http://wring.tumblr.com/post/232573505Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:10:06 -0800blair witch project Originally uploaded by wringi haz a new hathttp://wring.tumblr.com/post/232496037http://wring.tumblr.com/post/232496037Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:38:28 -0800Apparently this video was shot in Seattle. Thoughts, Seattle lj peeps?link for multiply peepshttp://wring.tumblr.com/post/231983043http://wring.tumblr.com/post/231983043Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:59:39 -0800fmylife: Today, my aunt came… into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old...http://wring.tumblr.com/post/231342673http://wring.tumblr.com/post/231342673Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:49:28 -0800And you wonder why I heart Kevin Smith. (Adam Carolla on his podcast was trading notes with Paul...http://wring.tumblr.com/post/231070998http://wring.tumblr.com/post/231070998Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:37:04 -0800