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At issue, according to court documents, was a May 13 incident during with Martin was spotted by residents of the Arcadia Apartment Complex standing partially nude over an air conditioner intake.

Clad only in an unbuttoned flannel shirt, Martin appeared to have attached a string to his genitals and “was apparently manipulating it with the string like a puppet,” according to police.

Puppetry of the Penis FAIL! You’re not supposed to use string.

This is an episode of Reno 911.