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i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
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rarrrr i have boob claws!

rarrrr i have boob claws!
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new “girlfriend”. A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
your dad?
I have a Pentax Optio 330gs with 3.2 megapixels. My phone takes the same digital quality. Maybe it’s time to upgrade. So, tell me ljland…
Of course, the rest of the world can also be racist! It’s not exclusive to Westerners, yknow. Now let me reapply my nightly skin whitening cream.
Many Chinese remain unaware that certain forms of behaviour and language are unacceptable in multicultural societies elsewhere. In Hong Kong one of the biggest-selling toothpaste brands was called Darkie, its trademark being a caricature of an Al Jolson-type smiling black man with gleaming white teeth. Overseas protests eventually led to the name…
Apparently this video was shot in Seattle. Thoughts, Seattle lj peeps?
link for multiply peeps
Today, my aunt came… into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt… who is 18 years younger than me. FML
jeez get over yourself buddy, this shit isn’t so unusual.

And you wonder why I heart Kevin Smith.
(Adam Carolla on his podcast was trading notes with Paul Shaeffer about movies where they were cut out of. Paul was talking about how he was cut out of Spinal Tap but it ended up on the dvd anyway. Adam was slightly butthurt but nobody takes his butthurtedness seriously).