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Nov
8th
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thedailywhat:

SNL: Quite frankly, the best Twilight parody yet.

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idk. Mad TV could do better. this sucks :P

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Nov
7th
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this post brought to you by my 15 year old self listening to the Juliana Hatfield Three tape in the dark.



Play her off, Blair Waldorf:

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bewildered:

thedailywhat:

Buy This: Sandwich Cookie Cake Pan from Williams-Sonoma.
My two favorite things in the world: Baked goods and feeling like a giant.
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PEDANT’S NOTE: to a giant, a normal oreo would be practically microscopic; so it should be a tiny oreo that makes you feel like a giant, not a big one.  a big oreo like this should instead make you feel like a very small person, maybe someone who found himself accidentally hit by a shrink ray and for whom normal household objects have suddenly taken on monstrous dimensions!
GLUTTON’S NOTE: oh god i want a giant oreo

RARRR I’M A GIANT fail :D

bewildered:

thedailywhat:

Buy This: Sandwich Cookie Cake Pan from Williams-Sonoma.

My two favorite things in the world: Baked goods and feeling like a giant.

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PEDANT’S NOTE: to a giant, a normal oreo would be practically microscopic; so it should be a tiny oreo that makes you feel like a giant, not a big one.  a big oreo like this should instead make you feel like a very small person, maybe someone who found himself accidentally hit by a shrink ray and for whom normal household objects have suddenly taken on monstrous dimensions!

GLUTTON’S NOTE: oh god i want a giant oreo

RARRR I’M A GIANT fail :D

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fmylife:

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said “stop,” then farted, followed by, “hammer time.” And resumed the pounding. FML

I would’ve laughed so hard and given his cock a kegel-induced bruising.

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Nov
6th
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Drink drink drink
Originally uploaded by wring

Happy hour

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Nov
5th
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mercurypdx:

6h057:

bringonthetragedy:

i would say that in my everyday life, i’m a pretty big twitter defender.
every once in a while, someone comes along and says “oh man, haha twitter.  what, so you just go around typing ‘i’m eating a sandwich!  i’m in the bathroom now!  i’m at work!’ all day long and pretend that people give a shit?
the short answer, i suppose, is yes.  but really it’s about community and finding common threads of interest and making connections with people and it’s this really great thing that i believe has a lot of potential.
but then i look over at the trending topics and see things like “KEEP THE WAVE GOING” that i realize i’m totally wrong.
we’re a bunch of fucking idiot dullards shouting out into the empty nothingspace and no one cares and we’re all delusional.
°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤ø KEEP THE WAVE GOING YAAAAAY ¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°º¤¤


Yeah, this is pretty much what killed it for me too. It used to feel like a community, now it feels like public access television… REALLY BAD public access television.

that ascii shit reminds me of mIRC when someone comes in and announces their presence, or fancily slaps someone with a frozen trout. HATED IT THEN, HATING IT NOW!

mercurypdx:

6h057:

bringonthetragedy:

i would say that in my everyday life, i’m a pretty big twitter defender.

every once in a while, someone comes along and says “oh man, haha twitter. what, so you just go around typing ‘i’m eating a sandwich! i’m in the bathroom now! i’m at work!’ all day long and pretend that people give a shit?

the short answer, i suppose, is yes. but really it’s about community and finding common threads of interest and making connections with people and it’s this really great thing that i believe has a lot of potential.

but then i look over at the trending topics and see things like “KEEP THE WAVE GOING” that i realize i’m totally wrong.

we’re a bunch of fucking idiot dullards shouting out into the empty nothingspace and no one cares and we’re all delusional.

°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤ø KEEP THE WAVE GOING YAAAAAY ¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨ ¤¤º°¨°º¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°º¤¤

Yeah, this is pretty much what killed it for me too. It used to feel like a community, now it feels like public access television… REALLY BAD public access television.

that ascii shit reminds me of mIRC when someone comes in and announces their presence, or fancily slaps someone with a frozen trout. HATED IT THEN, HATING IT NOW!

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Reblog with what your ringtone is!

mercurypdx:

quizzical-frisson:

xo-lou:

fuckyeahmrc:

charleypearson:

jiehsikahhh:

thoughtsfromrachael:

xsweetsuperstar:

zyuhrel:

eatxmyxdustx3:

everymomentcounts:

jennysayswhaat:

monohmy:

caitmc:

Elanor Rigby - The Beatles

TiK ToK - Ke$ha

Run This Town - Jay Z

I’m going in [ it’s lil wayne’s part ] - drake

Love drunk - boys like girls

Lollipop - Framing Hanley :)

Should’ve Said No (from Fearless, European version) - Taylor Swift.

either hey jude - the beatles or much better - jonas brothers. idk

the song for phil daoust - tim minchin

the rappy weird bit in poker face - gaga, just cos it says bluffin with my muffin lmao

one less lonely girl - justin bieber

see u in the dark - honor society

“Just Dance” - Lady GaGa

“Blue Danube” as redone by acapella group Spiralmouth

Cat Party

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mercurypdx:

(via hamburgerskeleton)
AND…. you can just walk right up and touch it.
SW 10th and Burnside

is that a giant qtip?

mercurypdx:

(via hamburgerskeleton)

AND…. you can just walk right up and touch it.

SW 10th and Burnside

is that a giant qtip?

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