SNL: Quite frankly, the best Twilight parody yet.
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idk. Mad TV could do better. this sucks :P
this post brought to you by my 15 year old self listening to the Juliana Hatfield Three tape in the dark.
Play her off, Blair Waldorf:
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Buy This: Sandwich Cookie Cake Pan from Williams-Sonoma.
My two favorite things in the world: Baked goods and feeling like a giant.
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PEDANT’S NOTE: to a giant, a normal oreo would be practically microscopic; so it should be a tiny oreo that makes you feel like a giant, not a big one. a big oreo like this should instead make you feel like a very small person, maybe someone who found himself accidentally hit by a shrink ray and for whom normal household objects have suddenly taken on monstrous dimensions!
GLUTTON’S NOTE: oh god i want a giant oreo
RARRR I’M A GIANT fail :D](http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrrf9uYuy1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg)
Buy This: Sandwich Cookie Cake Pan from Williams-Sonoma.
My two favorite things in the world: Baked goods and feeling like a giant.
[via.]
PEDANT’S NOTE: to a giant, a normal oreo would be practically microscopic; so it should be a tiny oreo that makes you feel like a giant, not a big one. a big oreo like this should instead make you feel like a very small person, maybe someone who found himself accidentally hit by a shrink ray and for whom normal household objects have suddenly taken on monstrous dimensions!
GLUTTON’S NOTE: oh god i want a giant oreo
RARRR I’M A GIANT fail :D
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said “stop,” then farted, followed by, “hammer time.” And resumed the pounding. FML
I would’ve laughed so hard and given his cock a kegel-induced bruising.
i would say that in my everyday life, i’m a pretty big twitter defender.
every once in a while, someone comes along and says “oh man, haha twitter. what, so you just go around typing ‘i’m eating a sandwich! i’m in the bathroom now! i’m at work!’ all day long and pretend that people give a shit?
the short answer, i suppose, is yes. but really it’s about community and finding common threads of interest and making connections with people and it’s this really great thing that i believe has a lot of potential.
but then i look over at the trending topics and see things like “KEEP THE WAVE GOING” that i realize i’m totally wrong.
we’re a bunch of fucking idiot dullards shouting out into the empty nothingspace and no one cares and we’re all delusional.
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Yeah, this is pretty much what killed it for me too. It used to feel like a community, now it feels like public access television… REALLY BAD public access television.
that ascii shit reminds me of mIRC when someone comes in and announces their presence, or fancily slaps someone with a frozen trout. HATED IT THEN, HATING IT NOW!
Elanor Rigby - The Beatles
TiK ToK - Ke$ha
Run This Town - Jay Z
I’m going in [ it’s lil wayne’s part ] - drake
Love drunk - boys like girls
Lollipop - Framing Hanley :)
Should’ve Said No (from Fearless, European version) - Taylor Swift.
either hey jude - the beatles or much better - jonas brothers. idk
the song for phil daoust - tim minchin
the rappy weird bit in poker face - gaga, just cos it says bluffin with my muffin lmao
one less lonely girl - justin bieber
see u in the dark - honor society
“Just Dance” - Lady GaGa
Cat Party
(via hamburgerskeleton)
AND…. you can just walk right up and touch it.
SW 10th and Burnside
is that a giant qtip?
